Umber

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[gayumber]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[cute-catts]

That sound 😭😅

[circumgutter]

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[gin-juice-tonic]

bringing back this old joke in honor of this ask

[twordishdragon]

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[ashenmind]

you can’t spell “good” without “goo” and that’s because you need goo to have a good time

[jane-vampeyre]

tomfoolery at an all time high

[internetwesley]

we are so fucking back baby

[ineedmycoffeerightnow]

Happy pride month or something

[astrophysician]

clarity

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[enameledcoppergirl]

Wet slug girls are always so cute they look like little gummy things

[rainworldtips]

she;s so cute here i might just die now

[domidominic]

Space guys

[semolinaart]

request for @dragon-fly-art

such a nice girl!

[boccher]

surgeon said i can opt for a "backrooms vagina"?

[daylights-rain]

Pesis lost