stranger.

My life is a mess someone send me some money so I can pay a magician to turn me into a pigeon so I can live a pigeon life maybe eat some gum and die painfully because of pollution.

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[azurele]

[theslowesthnery]

[roboco-san]

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

[roboco-san]

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

[roboco-san]

god I wish that were me: a compilation

[milf-adjacent]

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

[jaubaius]

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

[kjuw89]

Impressive

[marlynnofmany]

My thoughts as I watched:

“Heh, that’s cute.”

“Okay, that’s cool.”

“Dude.”

*reblogs*

[geekandmisandry]

Also shout out to their ugly Christmas sweaters

[theminingengineer]

As former drumline… dude… that was impressive…

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[stonerparty]

[fou-vs-the-world-deactivated202]

400 IQ plays

[arktham]

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*

Thor, every time, without fail:

[babyanimalgifs]

Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

(via)

[atlaloveblog]

Oh my god?!?

[twitblr]

It’s the simple things in life (x)

[cult-blood]

Skate Witches.

A gang of female Skate Boarders and their pet rats terrorize all the boy skate boarders in town. 1986, Danny Plotnick.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[lunasong365]

[carcar-beepbeep]

For anyone who is struggling in school, please, please remember this. Your life is more important then graduating on time!

[mumblesplash]

this is all i use procreate for anymore i’m sorry

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

[sisyphusshrugged]

ask not for whom the baja blasts