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Cameron • 29 • Wyoming • ♏☀️• ♊️🌕 • ♋⬆️ He/Him Insta: savvy_cam

[thickness-protection-program]

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[d0minguicidixs]

[qqchurch]

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[dear-julien]

@honeythingtwice

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[docgold13]

[thememedaddy]

[viralfrog]

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