howdy pardner!!!!

Rita - 28 - She/They

[akashicrecord]

My son is named YouTube and he loves smoking American Spirits

[akashicrecord]

His chores are stay out of sight and don't break the sliding glass door

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing

THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone

PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog

SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[columboscreens]

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[maliketh]

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[goodposts]

[sailatina3]

[bunkey]

You know Jimmy, listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing. However, you can tap OK to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels.

[minotaurapologist]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[scratch-xor-sniff]

@miata-detector

[miata-detector]

grrrrrr BARKABARKBARKVARKBARKEOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOFFOWOOFEUFFWOOF

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[ripempezardexerox]

[duckpetan]