Why has nobody ever taken me aside and explained to me that the pink robin exists
So round. Such fluff.
Smol and angry
I can’t believe I went so long associating my name with boring North American robins instead of this glam puffball.
@lazzuderp
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Why has nobody ever taken me aside and explained to me that the pink robin exists
So round. Such fluff.
Smol and angry
I can’t believe I went so long associating my name with boring North American robins instead of this glam puffball.
@lazzuderp
As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.
“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.
“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”
- Albert Einstein
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this callout is completely deserved
For awhile I made a game of calculating the sales tax and preparing the price in exact change when going to the register. Always blew the cashier away. But yeah it should just be on the fucking tags.
https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442
There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Stop being afraid to live deliciously
I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at you now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much you made it a permanent part of you!! beautiful!!!
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
sheltymops:
SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).
POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN).
CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)
JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)
SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).
ARIEL (1890’S)
BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).
CLARIE HUMMEL
Megara (Ancient Greece)
Mulan (Ancient China)
Tiana (1920’s)
Rapunzel (18th Century)
I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably
You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian
Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:
Shoomlah said: Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them. So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN. Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.
Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!
And Pearl, remember when we stopped that dropship? I’ll never forget the look on that Nephrite’s face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!
I know. How embarrassing for her!
The no note nekos of wealth
Reblog for a bunch of fucking money
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
Hello my name is Sara, and I'm just a girl with a girlfriend and boyfriend, no big deal.
THE LAST DAY GUYS
Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.
I’ve waited a year to repost this.
In the end, your mother could only save a handful of her closest friends. If it weren’t for her shield, man, I don’t know…
I don’t usually post selfies but I really like my smile. Its something I don’t do often in photos because I usually don’t like the way I look. I had a good day today and I doing well.
YAASS KITTY YAAASSSS, FUCKING SLLLAAAYYYYYY 💞💖💞💝💖💝
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is
NOT ONLY THAT
When Howl finally finds Sophie and saves her from the soldiers if you look carefully you can see one of his rings glowing JUST LIKE the one he gives her later on when he tells her to “summon calcifer WITH [HER] HEART”
HE WAS NOT ONLY LOOKING FOR HER SHE WAS IN HIS HEART FROM THE BEGINNING