There’s No Studio Version Of Medicine

Alvi/Bug/Riddle whatever name you know me by idgaf | any pronouns | Read my /about | I track #useralvi and my url

[dogg-meat]

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[l3thalp3tal]

[bernard-jackson]

[vanglaggle]

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

[the-seelie-court-official]

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

[beanthebugboi]

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

[mudboyman]

Light answers a tough question

[mudboyman]

Solidarity

[kirikomamura]

[strawberry-crocodile]

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

[strawberry-crocodile]

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

[tinkerbitch69]

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

[ghostly-harmless]

[strawberry-crocodile]

@yogsothoththekeyandthegate LITERALLYYY

[ab0masum]

me when i have 'always hurts disease' and then i fucking hurts

[chilewithcarnage]

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[raddagher]

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[moss-wizard]

no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

not to be a pervert or anything but media should have more sex in it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

but seriously why is it ok that i can watch an extended, minutes long animated scene of someone having their guts pulled out through their abdomen but even alluding to sex is seen as spicy

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

you can fantasise about extreme acts of violence and death but the moment you get excited about sex you must be a horrible pervert

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

actually i think being horny is a valid feeling and more art should make you horny

[redstonedust]

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.