Another Random Account ^u^

Just to read fan-comics and pics on my phone :P

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Northern Ballad by Andrey Vinogradov

[cdn-apex-predator]

@northern-storms

[alpine-hoplite]

This song has vibes of drinking the night before battle with your friends, knowing that most of you wont make it

[zwagyzonk]

[xxsalemsgravexx]

yolo again, i been really into beastars lately <3 

[undertalethingems]

Unexpected Guests: Begin!

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It’s been a while since I’ve drawn any comics, but I dusted off everything I’ve learned to turn a short fic I was working on into this! Expect silliness, shenanigans, and some feels as the story unfolds–hopefully every Thursday, possibly more frequently as my schedule allows. For now, enjoy! And I hope you’ll keep reading ^^

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My players are meme loving fucks

DM(me): Cthulhu stands before you, looking down at you all. H-

Half-Elf Fighter: Can I throw a banana at him?!

DM(OOC): …You don’t even like bananas, (name).

Half-Elf Fighter(OOC): Can I do it?

DM: *sighs* Roll

Half-Elf Fighter: *rolls a 19; cue the shit eating grin*

DM: *dejectedly* You find a bushel of them…

Half-Elf: I peel the banana and take out the part you’re supposed to eat.

DM: Oh god damn it.

Half-Elf: *rolls a nat 20 for strength; cue wider shit eating grin* THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!

DM: *sighs loudly* It lands on Cthulhu’s tentacles…

The rest of the table: *laughing and cheering*

[harlequinhatter]

A classic

[himejoshikomaeda]

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

[yootsart]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My first experience to DnD

My friend, a Human with an armor value of 21: *Starts rolling down a mountain*

My Dad, a halfling(if I remember correctly): *Tries to help my friend but fails*

Me, a Teifling: *Tries helping both of them, but fails*

My brother, the DM: You all three roll down the hill and you take *rolls* 0 points of damage. *While trying to keep a serious face while I’m cracking up* The whole way down, you all somehow land on soft, mossy spots.

[nishimori38]

Father’s day

[knking]

INDEX TOMR

Chapters :

1 : The Ruins

2 : Knock Knock

3 : The Meeting

4 : The King’s Bard

5 : Discord

6 : Emilie

7 : Anger Sorrow and Fear

8 : Consequences

9 : The Children of the Ruins

Characters : 

Asgore aka “Tom” / Young Asgore - The King

Aimé

Aurore

Aurore Dreemurr

Asriel - The Shape

Emilie

Flowey

Honoré - The Advisor

Jean

Léa

Ömen

Papyrus

Sans

Shaa

Queen Toriel / Young Toriel - The Queen

Undyne - The Spear

Memories :

1 : The King’s room

2 : My best friend

3 : Brothers 

4 : Family

5 : Asgore’s rocks

6 : The Choosen ones

7 :  The Juggernaut

8 :  The shape shifter of Reality

9 :  The Undying

TOMR Stuff :

Buisson Ardent

Queues de Lion

Soul Key

Veilleuses

Ask TOMR :

1

2

3

Support ? 

[thenatsdorf]

Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)

[mimigemrose]

If that’s not the universal feline way of saying “Yes? What?” Then I don’t know what is.

[armoreddragon]

Other Places to Find Me

I don’t want to leave Tumblr, because I actually do really like its format, and I’ve been happy with using this site as my primary home for the stuff I make. And since none of what I post is in violation of the letter of the upload guidelines, I’m not anticipating needing to move my stuff, at least not urgently.

But since I expect an exodus will happen, I may as well point out where else I can be found:

Twitter: twitter.com/Armored_Dragon - I’ve been spinning up that account for the last few weeks. I’d finally been getting enough posts up to not be embarrassed to share it, so at least that timing wasn’t so bad.

DeviantArt: deviantart.com/DracoLoricatus - I haven’t been getting much traffic over there for years, but I still post everything there.

FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/user/DracoLoricatus/ - My longest-running worst-kept secret. If you’re trash too you could follow me there.

And of course there’s Etsy but that’s a storefront, not a social media platform. Since I link to it in basically every post I make I figured you know where it is.

If there are other places you think I should investigate and try to spin up accounts on, maybe let me know.

[armoreddragon]

A new dragon tail made in anodized titanium and blackened stainless steel. It uses teal, purple and violet titanium, in a pattern that gives an image of larger scales overlapping down its length. It’s got a full line of metal spikes along the spine, and a lobster clasp at the tip to attach things onto.

The anodized titanium is a rare treat to work with. It’s expensive and I need to custom-order it from the manufacturer and I’m always low-key worried they’ll tell me to go away one of these times, but damn if it isn’t just stunningly beautiful when it’s good. I really love the variation and texture on every scale, and I like putting together patterns to mix the colors in with each other and try to enhance that effect. In this batch the teal scales shifted on the edge of sea green and blue with hints of purple, the purple was a more muted maroon-ish tone with a blue base, and the violet was a great vibrant tone with occasional shifts towards rose-gold. The colors aren’t quite iridescent, but they definitely look like they were pulled out of the swirling colors of a soap bubble and pumped up to full saturation.

The blackened stainless steel is fun too. I guess I just really enjoy coloring processes that don’t rely on dyes like anodized aluminum does.

This tail is a medium length, measuring in at 31 inches from the tip to the top of the belt line, and it weighs 3 pounds 11 ounces.

[rexuality]

Take a sip, babes

[justaphobethings]

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass: 

[ibuprfn]

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

[catnipkittie5-deactivated202101]

bi and ace people: *exist*

my pan ass:

[my-life-is-sometimes-interesting]

Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*

My lesbian ass:

[gendertranny-starscream]

Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist

My gay ass:

[that-sweet-sweet-validation-blog]

Bi, ace, pan, lesbian, and gay people: Exist

My trans ass:

[baku-go-home-youre-drunk]

This is what pride month is all about

[fmsdraws]

At long last, AU Crossfire Ultimate’s Final Roster was completed! At least, I don’t think I’ll be adding anyone from here on out, so please don’t request anyone!  The roster contains 89 characters! Making it even bigger than Ultimate’s. Not that that was the point of it, but it’s a little fact.

I don’t think I’ll do a full credit thing for the characters, since I have already made an official list that you can find below!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12_i3kTNOc4FwKCc70VAVtlFyQtq4zr_HQNbEiFdCXIs/edit?usp=sharing

The AU has also seen some OST, which you can find here. (at the time of writing this, it’s nowhere near finished.)

All in all, this picture took a lot of months worth of effort, and I’m glad it’s finally done and over with. The artists that have helped me complete this roster will be listed now!

Huley and Naps & Valor were made by @pinewsun The UF crew, and Disbelief Papyrus were contributed by Engie Dusted Frisk and Reaper!Chara were contributed by Dihze (who doesn’t have a public link). Peter was contributed by Crash BB!Aston was made by @thomasthepencil SC!Sans & Co. were made by TmntLeo15

And now, time for the massive tumblr blog ping.

@invertedfate @ut-scramble-saga @storyswap-color-au @whatitoncewas-au @underfell @caretaker-au @ut-storyshift @ut-storyspin @xxtc-96xx @ut-fragmented-au @timetwist @tsunderswapofficial @dreemurr-reborn @chocoblook-comic @sonic-adventure-grounded @camilaart @terraformed-au @underpuffau @ut-metal-and-magic @undertoad-au @namethefallen @friisans @ut-sudden-changes @barrier-blocks-au @rupturedtaleblog

Now, some of you may be wondering if there’s going to be any “story” to this AU.

To that I say:

There will be. More details will come soon.

[end0skeletal]

From the 2018 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards