[catchymemes]

[classic-simpsons]

Season 6, Episode 6 - Treehouse of Horror V

[jhinthony]

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[fellshish]

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

[fathermulcahyofficial]

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[neatotito]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[wildsflag]

[hopepunk-humanity]

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

[cinemagal]

this interview with greta gerwig made me want to sob-throw-up

[joshpeck]

the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

[yesterdaysprint]

Life Magazine, April 1910

[wolfer-aid]

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

[misfit-mania-the-first]

For everyone panicking, it has NOT become a law. It has passed its first round and has been put into a markup stage

Internet Censorship FAQ

For more information on who to contact and what exactly the process is for something to pass into law, go HERE^

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

OH OH I have a bit more info for this! I got this from a discord that I'm in, to give resources and to help folks with phone anxieties there's a full resource sheet with numbers to call and scripts to follow. These bills have been stopped before and its SO SO important to keep the phones off the damn hooks

Resources For Learning about KOSA

Call Script on Page 2! Resources For Learning about KOSA 2023: KOSA bill itself: https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/1

I can't do all that much from Canada but I thought the wider audience of yall could use this resource, so spread if you can!!!

[lesamis]

i don’t think native english speakers can ever fully appreciate the emotion i felt when i first found out that the vulnerable spot on the side of your forehead which is arguably the best spot to be kissed is called your temple 

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

[ID: text seen as; ‘(JULY IS OVER AND THERE’S VERY LITTLE TRACE)’

a poem by Frank O’Hara]