Shitty Personal Blog

I'm Patrick. I have a blog. It's basicay dead, and what's there is probably about 90% shitposts, but hey, you're here, aren't you?

[funnytwittertweets]

[pidoop]

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

environmental storytelling

[boimgfrog]

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

[ceekari]

that's descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive

[amphibulous]

[shadow-von-vamp]

[teathattast]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when interdimensional travel becomes common the dead giveaway that youre a tourist will be which off-brand cola you order

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you go to the restaurant & order a diet dr chunks like its normal & the waitress goes "oh we got a guy from bargle 12 here"

[passengerpigeons]

haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking “they probably don’t include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this”

[folkloregirlfriend]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Sorry babe I'm pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it is

[evilwizard]

i do not think that’s an officially-sanctioned wizard orb

[binscavenger]

well you’re one to talk

[evilwizard]

I SUMMON KETAMINE APE

[aqueousstar]

THATS NOT LEGAL

[evilwizard]

ATTACK!!

[normal-horoscopes]

ATTENTION: THE COUNCIL HAS DETECTED AN ILLEGAL SPELL. DISPEL KETAMINE APE OR FACE THE FULL PENALTY OF WIZARD LAW

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[faustlyaccused]

Crow and fall aesthetic but make it a microraptor.

[wakewithgiggli]

[wahoo-shem]

Wherever that post is about the hobbits still being friends in 2022 glad to report Merry is keeping us updated

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[hispanicdisorder]

this is disturbing

[sonictheslimehog-deactivated202]

Cunt force trauma

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

she is very persuasive

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

where am i