Thnks Fr Th Vnm

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

[stonerbutchblues]

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

[detached1026-deactivated2018090]

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

[stonerbutchblues]

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

[sexynakedblackguy]

People: “So tell me about yourself”

My introvert ass thinking about who I am:

[geethevamp]

I find it really cute when you see someone who’s really immersed in the thing they’re doing something like reading or listening to music and it’s like they’re in their own habitat and I think that’s beautiful

[emo-fandom-memes]

Experiment

Reblog if Gerard Way has made an impact in your life in any way

[ltconfused-blog]

Reblogging 100000000000 times

[late-to-everything]

Y'all ever just touch the top of a door frame to flex on Frank Iero

[veil-needs-sleep]

…no…cuz i am sHorTer tHaN tHe mAn

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mtheghost-deactivated20200629]

Me about to sit in a chair in the strangest way possible

Me about to cuff my pants at a school formal

Me when I meet new people

Me about to fail this math test but use math to explain why school is a very unhealthy waste of time

Me about to join the school’s GSA

When fuckboys try to hit on me

“ye I love Steven Universe”

Me about to do arson at Trump Tower

Me at family gatherings

[hxllowteen]

[beachdeath]

[waterdnp]

one taught me love, one taught me patience, and the other taught me pain

[geethevamp]

Teachers: the practice test will be the same if not very very similar to the actual test

Us:

[sickpoetry]

hey maybe one day people will be able to talk about enjoying My Chemical Romance without adding on some unnecessary apology (ironic or otherwise) for it or just phrasing like it has to be a guilty pleasure, or emphasizing that they know it’s not the early 2000’s anymore as if music expires past a certain date, and then i won’t have to get extremely pissed off every time i try to share my genuine love for them which doesn’t require any shame whatsoever because guess what, they’re a really good band

[vacationadventuresociety]

(click pic for HQ)

Fuse Daily Download, New York City, NY. 24/11/04

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

[abandonedabandoned]

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

[spookygirlfriend]

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

[swankyangles]

[mtheghost-deactivated20200629]

@geethevamp 01001100 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110100🖤🖤🖤

[geethevamp]

01010011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01110101 01110011 01110100 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01100101🖤💋💋 @mtheghost

[mtheghost-deactivated20200629]

01000101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011🖤💋🌹 @geethevamp

[geethevamp]

01010011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011🖤💜♥️💝💝💋

[mtheghost-deactivated20200629]

01000001 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101100 01100001 01100100 01101100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100010 01100011 00101100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110011 01100011 01101001 01110011 01110100 01110011💋🖤🌹💕💗❣️🌹💋💋👻

[geethevamp]

01000011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 01100010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101100💜💜🖤🖤💗💗💖💖💋💋💋