ionizing radiation goes "click"

measuring the radiation coming off of posts since 2024

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[geigermullercounter]

RADIATION LEVELS: BETTER THAN YOU

[cannibalchicken]

[geigermullercounter]

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[girlnephew]

[geigermullercounter]

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[rudy-redd]

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

[geigermullercounter]

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[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[thesensitivepervert]

When you pass the bar exam dm me please please please please please please

[geigermullercounter]

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[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[geigermullercounter]

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[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[geigermullercounter]

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[conkreetmonkey]

After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

[shhamsleepinherethankyou]

[geigermullercounter]

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[random-conspiracy]

They call me Nesty

For nasty and sexy. And needy and zesty

[geigermullercounter]

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[shirecorn]

I saw you yesterday.

Unfortunately that means you have been exposed to approximately 8,000 to 10,000 roentgens and will die shortly of radiation sickness.

God rest your soul

[geigermullercounter]

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[roycohn]

girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.

[titimylove]

op are you ok? should i call 911??

[roycohn]

girl dinner

[geigermullercounter]

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[this-post-smells-like]

i'll be honest sometimes i look at this blog and get sick to my stomach and dizzy as all hell. then I get a killer migrane on top of it ? you gotta be fucking with me

[this-post-smells-like]

might I mention these are symptoms of radiation poisoning

[terrania]

@geigermullercounter could we appraise oomf again? perhaps theres someth u missed

[geigermullercounter]

I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm only a geiger counter; I can't accurately measure radiation poisoning.

[geigermullercounter]

HOWEVER! if it IS radiation poisoning, there's only one thing for it: a big ole sleep. a little snork mimimi. oooh you're getting so sleepy

[this-post-smells-like]

i'll be honest sometimes i look at this blog and get sick to my stomach and dizzy as all hell. then I get a killer migrane on top of it ? you gotta be fucking with me

[this-post-smells-like]

might I mention these are symptoms of radiation poisoning

[terrania]

@geigermullercounter could we appraise oomf again? perhaps theres someth u missed

[geigermullercounter]

I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm only a geiger counter; I can't accurately measure radiation poisoning.

[this-post-smells-like]

wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

[capt-sievert]

@geigermullercounter

[geigermullercounter]

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[carby]

Plant a jelly bean in a pot and you'll receive one (1) man-o-war jellyfish

[geigermullercounter]

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[evilwizard]

hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something

you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny

[elvis-official]

Yeah....

[evilwizard]

ELVIS ?

[geigermullercounter]

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[turing-tested]

who tthe fuck is eating raw flour

[turing-tested]

i told my mom about y'all's evil comments on my post and she said 'i figured the types of people that follow you would say that'

[silver-tongues-blog]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[geigermullercounter]

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