this actually is my first rodeo

✶ she / they ✶

[medievalthymes]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

[sourdough-seal]

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

[pawcakes]

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

[prairiies]

this is the app we r on it rn babe

[perceabeth]

i love girls with no ‘maternal warmth’. girls who are affectionate in awkward ways. girls who are not ‘caregivers’ so much as care needers. girls who mean well but come across as assholes. girls who don’t mean well. girls who cry a lot but it isn’t ‘cute’ it’s just annoying. girls who aren’t always the most beautiful one in the room. girls who are obnoxious. girls who kind of suck but u can’t help but love them bc they really are just trying,

[coolguycy]

listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them

[girlwave]

broccoli are girls to me

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

dark radiohead im a normal person. i’m average. i know exactly what i’m doing here i feel like i belong here

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

affirmations to tell yourself when you walk inside a store

[cool-eevee]

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

[cool-eevee]

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

[valtsv]

i may not have any thoughts or brain cells but that doesn't mean my head is empty. its actually full of those glow in the dark stars you stick on your ceiling.

[andtosaturn]

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

[thewindwanker]

Can we please stop romanticizing Waluigi

[bitwisdom]

no?

[futureresident-deactivated20190]

Fuck you op

[pitchcraft]

id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.

[heathyr]

“Idiots to lovers” is a phenomenal fic tag, and exactly my brand of romance. I love it when they’re just so….. fucking…. stupid

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

broooo i was kidding when i asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life lmao. deadass bro. unless…

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[willieowinsbury]

whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist i'm gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that's on ME.

[solassitudes]

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????