Since Because Pickles

Hey, I'm Natalie. Friend to all cats, Disneyland addict, and my special skill is relating anything and everything happening in my life to an episode of Spongebob.

[galaxywarp]

[vomitpixie-deactivated20210608]

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

[dogpuppy]

[wetheurban]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

did everyone forget that the message of the ugly duckling isn't "you'll get a revenge body and all the haters will be sooo jealous" but actually "one day you'll be around people who understand who you are and love you for it"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

those ducks still think he's ugly as shit btw. he just doesn't care anymore.

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[audible-smiles]

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[she-waves-at-cats]

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

[aysonatelier]

at a certain point you just get tired of your own shit. you have to force yourself to meditate, workout, eat mindfully and read the books to form a routine that gives you a sense of happiness within yourself again. it’s exhausting i know, but you gotta keep fighting for yourself because no one will take care and love you the way you can for own being. this life is not something to go bout so casually, everyday is your first and last time to embrace this moment. this life was gifted to you with a planet to explore and souls to experience. so show up for yourself.

[nrilliree]

Nobody: … Me at midnight: Since Bucky's arm is made of metal, if he stands in full sun for too long, his arm gets as hot as a hot car hood and could he burn someone by touching them with his prosthetic arm???

How much heat does vibranium absorb? Does it absorb it completely? Could Bucky fry an egg on his arm? If he slapped Steve's bare butt with it, would it leave a burn mark in the shape of his hand?

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[goldenzingy46]

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[mangablug]

[thecatalogues]

reblog if you agree

[catchymemes]

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

interesting morbid fun fact about titanic is that after the disaster, once everybody was onboard carpathia, the olympic (a ship literally built to be titanic's twin) offered to take some of titanic's passengers on so that carpathia wasn't so burdened. carpathia essentially responded by saying "are you insane? there's no way we're putting these traumatized people 1) BACK INTO THE LIFEBOATS, and 2) telling them to GET ONBOARD THE LITERAL SPITTING IMAGE OF THE SHIP THAT THEY JUST SAW VANISH INTO THE OCEAN WITH THEIR LOVED ONES ON BOARD. NO. WE'RE GOOD, THANK YOU."