how about a wolf cut with a reverse tonsure. maybe a mullet
Holy in the front party in the back

JVL
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
NASA
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
hello vonnie
AnasAbdin
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka

#extradirty

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@gemini-syndrome
how about a wolf cut with a reverse tonsure. maybe a mullet
Holy in the front party in the back
via cozyvu
break up with your controlling boyfriend. call off the wedding, get divorced, whatever you have to do. it's not worth it i promise. don't let the sunk cost fallacy rob you of your happiness. he's mediocre at best i promise there's so much better out there for you and deep down you know it too. leave him. escape! FLEE!
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…
possible career paths for me:
1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings
2. msn butterfly
that's it probably
A Yummy Treat For Me...
A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested
"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"
-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Marcel Proust, from a story featured in "The Complete Short Stories of Marcel Proust," originally published in 2001
the small stinker spends time with me on the couch
the small stinker has a resting angry face
OOOhhhhhh they ARE wedgwood and they’re gorgeous… i couldn’t tell they were pearlware from the other picture…
ohhh mannnn
imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly
exactly, bestie. Exactly
They should make it easier for trans women
they are like beautiful tropical birds to me
Literally..
@guooey ya
person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this