😮‍💨🤭 @geminimie - Tumblr Blog

hate!!!!!!! hate hate hate!!!! my roommate makes me wanna kill her and then myself most of the time🙃

you're scrolling tumblr!! *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead*

i-am-a-fish

I love sending this to my friends when they're self deprecating

i-am-a-fish

I can actually make this say anything, not just "no!"

any requests?

gryph-the-greedy

Can you make it say "no!"?

i-am-a-fish

I live to please!

welcome back to self pity time because where else can i do this without being made to feel worse abt why i’m upset in the first place! all my friends from wya back in the day, KINDERGARTEN, have graduated college! i’m so proud of all of them, truly. like way to stick it out. it’s just that, i didn’t. i didn’t stick it out and i didn’t graduate and i didn’t meet all these new people and make new friends or have those types of experiences. maybe i’m just a little jealous idk. but i have been sad

majestictortoise

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

majestictortoise

this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.

trueloveistreacherous

Oh. I get it. Feeling a good thing. You got your hopes up. So I’m here to save you some time. Eventually….that all just goes away.

Stephanie Hsu as Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

paramoregf

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

emperornero

not all have emojis but

STRONGEST WET BEAST. BATTLE

fish🐟🐠🐡

octopus🐙

squid

axolotl

jellyfish

shart🦈

sea slug🐚🐌

other mysterious beast.... [tags?]

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

emperornero

I DIDMT MEAN TO PUT. SHART . I CANT EDIT IT NOW FUUCK

writetomemydear

femgirlfriend-moved

dalniente

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat

blujayonthewing

crunchbuttsteak

imnotrevealingmyname

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

official-lucifers-child

the 3st huh?

lockrum-deactivated20230107

💡tip: you can use good software instead of bad software

notgreengardens

tumblr posts that keep telling you to switch to firefox

girlbi-deactivated20220618

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

cryptotheism

A story in four parts:

Yeah turns out that pizza box? Well turns out the Romanian police were waiting to raid Tates apartment, but they needed proof that he was in the country. That's a pizza brand unique to Romania.

cryptotheism

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

cryptotheism