Epic Cereal

She/Her Demisexual/Demiromantic 30 Just trying to live

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[eeveemation-s]

[dog-teeth]

badweird feelings

[chronicbrainfag]

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

[dog-teeth]

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[phillipfancypants]

You must be new here

[egberts]

netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

[were--ralph]

Reblog to tank netflix

[temperedknight]

Just preserving these tags because I felt they deserved it

[cronnissar-deactivated20241106]

[liberalsarecool]

The solution to homelessness is housing.

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[trashboat]

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

[trashboat]

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

[moreglitter]

[afloweroutofstone]

My prediction for the evolution of deepfake AI

[elise-mopie]

Relevant xkcd

[tolerateit]

you can only save one

garlic & onion

thyme & parsley

basil & tomato

salt & pepper

potato

Voting ended onJan 23, 2023

[alternativeulster]

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[colubrina]

if you can’t survive the washer, you don’t deserve to live

[colubrina]

ok, sorry, rant time. linen is FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE. but the first time you wash it, it shrinks like mad, which is good! Now the fibers are tighter and it is stronger!!! but also, it’s smaller. And if you prewash your fucking fabric before you sew, this is not a problem. But also, if you prewash your fucking fabric, you will cut fewer dresses out of it. So instead of prewashing, companies are like “this dress must never touch water and if it does that’s your fault” so they can make 3 more dresses out of every batch and make a minute fraction of more profit while passing the pain in the ass care issues onto you. FUCKING FUCKERS. fuck capitalism, honestly.

[teaboot]

^^^^^^^^^^

Fashion design degree. 100% correct and true

[okeymakeydude]

When both teams see their spies fighting each other.

[mcpuggynuggies]

HEY I REMADE THIS IN SFM SOME TIME AGO, HAVE IT.

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[ginger-ale-official]

I beg of you people stop posting takes about the Velma show I have observed so much through osmosis against my will

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else has observed so much through osmosis against their will?

[ginger-ale-official]

muscleman I cannot imagine you’re aware of someone else in this exact situation but I am willing to hear you out this one time

[duckdotcom]

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

[duckdotcom]

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Neurotypicals take drugs to experience everyday shit for neurodivergent people like “Bro I was so high I had to turn my tv down to taste my pizza” yeah that’s a Tuesday night for me

[royalninja]

A little bit of...

Monica in my life

Erica by my side

Rita's all I need

Tina's what I see

Sandra in the sun

Mary all night long

Jessica, here I am

You makes me your man (Ha!)

Voting ended onJan 25, 2023

[wolfram-petanu]