ButtFarts McDumbFace

LJ refugee and boring person.

[mach622]

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

it’s crazy that people get sooo pissed off about yellow teeth. what’s wrong with em like as long as u try yr best to brush then it’s literally fine

[brosser-les-dents]

THIS.

So remember to brush and floss, friends! Not bc you're worried about what shade they are. But for your oral health. It will make such a difference to your overall health to do your best to take care of your teeth!

[rebloggingoriginalcontent]

you don't need expensive teeth whitening that damages your enamel! You just need to prevent decay!

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[duchessvongooseberg]

as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.

"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"

to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.

[analog-delight]

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[mxbitters]

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

[meet-again]

Pics or it didnt happen

[mxbitters]

they just.  they just do that

[meet-again]

:))))

[brainscrems]

Given the context, more like ((((:

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse of the usual pirate campaign: the party are stuck on an island and must deal with the assorted strange types who come to dock there (undead sailors, illithid brain-trawlers, smuggling gangs and spy rings making dead drops, treasure-hunting kobolds, the snurge, etc). Only at the very end do they amass enough ship parts to set sail themselves, after battling the antikraken (land-dwelling kaiju with a singular arm but dozens of hungering mouths).

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[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[chucktaylorupset]

This is Time Travel TV coming to you with all of your favorite moments of the past. On today's broadcast: human tries the first ever pancake, beautiful baddies of the late triassic sunning themselves on rocks, and chinese emperor falling off a horse

[aro-ace-chaos]

I’m so tired of the “why do people hate aspecs, they aren’t doing anything?” argument. I know that it is an attempt to support us, but it fails so spectacularly to understand aromanticism, asexuality, and any other aspec identity that it’s actively frustrating.

We are doing something. We’re rejecting allonormative ideals and that’s a massive thing to do. We’re actively fighting not just to help other aspecs, but to help everyone, because amatonormativity (and allonormativity as a whole) hurt everyone. Single people who want to find a partner but can’t also deserve to be able to exist.

There are so many issues with the expectation of marriage, including:

A single income isn't enough to get by anymore

Having a spouse is almost necessary under the current medical system

Society shames and pressures people who are single to get into relationships constantly

Rejecting allonormativity means fighting against these things that hurt everyone.

So, no, aces and aros and other aspecs aren't "doing nothing." We're doing quite a lot.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[luxflora]

I was bored, frustrated and tipsy when I posted a selfie on Twitter asking if anyone wanted to marry me. But the post led me to my soul mate

The author shares how she was bored and tweeted asking if anyone would marry her. A reply from a man changed her life.

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby

[ghostopossumlives]

What about the two at the bottom?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

cab 👍🦀

[dragon-in-a-fez]

love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually

[somethingfangirly]

You say Noah's Recovery Arc, I say Low Budget "Flow."

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

yeah google has gone downhill ever since they let ai take over their platform

[sigynpenniman]

This is not new. Several years ago, the creators of Phineas and Ferb had issues with Dropbox for the same reason: they got copyright struck on private files of their own show, because they got picked up by Dropbox’s content ID system. MOST cloud providers use tools like content ID to scan uploaded files, EVEN PRIVATE ONES, for copyright infringement or “objectionable” content. Do NOT trust the cloud, under any circumstances, with anything potentially pirated, questionable, or as your sole backup. There’s nothing wrong with using cloud storage for convenience, but it should never be your only copy, and it should be totally avoided with pirated or copyrighted content. This is part of the reason I have harped so hard on not storing the TPK leaks in Google Drive as a long term solution. They will get nuked eventually, they’re in contentID now.

[gerardsguitar]

Backups.

3-2-1

3 copies

2 storage methods

1 off-site

1 copy on my NAS (HDD)

For example, for anything important, I try to keep at least:

1 copy on my main drive on my PC (SSD)

1 copy in the cloud (ideally, I would keep a copy on a family member/friend's NAS at a different house instead but thats not possible for me rn)

[sigynpenniman]

PREV IS EXACTLY CORRECT LISTEN TO PREV

[h3xt0r]

We need more ships where it's romantic for one half and platonic for the other and both parties are aware and ok with this