putting 'pun' in interpunction since ????

Delee | 20s | any pronouns | mainly orv now | mix of other fandoms I'm posting anything shiny enough that it catches my attention

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[log6]

"who am I to judge" well actually they call me to work the Pearly Gates when St Peter wants a day off so

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[heartzforstar]

mutuals. you can always dm. if we're mutuals it's for a reason i LIKE YOU!!!! i think you're cool

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

[mrsmarlasinger]

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I love women

I love being queer

I need to lay down

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[kla1991]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

[soap-is-an-artist]

drinking water for myself like a good waterpig

#hydrationkink #self focused

[soap-is-an-artist]

hey man cut that out right now

[the-quasar-hero]

Should this post become extremely popular and cement OP’s legacy on the internet?

Yes, absolutely

Yes, indeed

Voting ended onApr 27

[eatmysmellyfeet]

to the PNGtuber mines with you!

[the-quasar-hero]

Should we make this post even more popular?

Hell yeah!

Oh yes indeedy!

Voting ended onMay 13

[tboy-trash]

we're far too culturally obsessed with men who are mean and rough around the edges but turn out to be big softies underneath it all when, in reality, most men who are like this are simply dicks

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

To give context to foreigners, Čechomor is a folk rock band whose all time biggest hits are, among others, about a guy ceaselessly pursuing a disinterested girl, two guys fighting over a girl, or about how that one girl nextdoor has really big bazongas

And all of them fucking slap

[autistictortoise]

You forgot the one played at every campfire "they accidentally (debatable) shot a guy dead and then his girlfriend died from grief"