[camerahoax]

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[unpeeled-human]

[foul-cupcake]

i cant, fab. by the word of dsm-5-tr im supposed to wait for 6 months for this ghost to settle in my body. then you can come and exorcise it

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[sofasoja]

snowfield kdj

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock