General Hux Fucker

"Talk dirty to me" or just quote Poe

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[thenightling]

Dignity is rare on this site. 

[generalhuxcanfux]

After reading “Fix your attitude” I am craving more Kylo smut

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[rugessnome]

a shawl wrapped around the shoulders and you’re wandering the moors in a Brönte novel, feeling melancholic

[xombiebrains]

Looking out the window at the rain and you’re a love-stricken newlywed wondering when your husband will return from the war.

[piraterogue]

Long skirt billowing behind you while to go down the stairs, you’re a proper Lady in a flowing ball gown being introduced at a fancy social function.

[jellyfishslime]

Hair blowing in the wind and suddenly you’re hovering on a cliff by the sea, staring out into the waves and praying your merchant husband will return from his voyage across the ocean

[talaline]

Hood up against the rain and wind and you’re a medieval abbess defying the weather and travelling on foot with your people to find a place to establish a new community.

[garrulus]

Wiping your hands on your apron and you’re an 18th century kitchen girl rushing to let in the delivery boy you secretly love.

[the-surreptitious-solitary]

The cool fall wind catches your skirt, sends leaves swirling around your feet, and catches your hair and sends it flying behind you, and suddenly you’re a enchantress roaming the woods, daring any man to challenge your power.

[samrockwelladixon]

Daily Rockwell Post #10: Sam + wearing suits in 2019

[jobean12-blog]

HBC Funny Friday😁

Just remember...this man👇🏻

Is also this man at the gym...👇🏻

Makes these faces...👇🏻

and just generally exists saying things like this...👇🏻

But then he smiles like this...👇🏻

And the sun comes out and you see rainbows and fall even more in love💥

@the-ss-horniest-book-club @annavega333 @beckzorz @book-dragon-13 @buckysbrat @buckmesideways22 @buckingmadness @cametobuyplums @cchellacat @chuuulip @captainsbestgirl @eurynome827 @im-not-great-at-making-up-names @jewelofwinter @kilyra @loricameback @lancetuckersmustache @littledarlinhavefaithinme @marvelous-meggi @marvelandotherfandomimagines @marvelgirl7 @mrsmookie @nobernieyouareunderreacting @randomfandompenguin @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan @suz-123 @stuck-y-together @southernbell91 @spacemansam @sallycanwait68 @tranquil--heart @viking-hel @abovethesmokestacks @nerdypinupcrystal @yourewelcomeforbeingmyfriend

[worthlessstreetrat]

[domhnall-tonal]

Domhnall Gleeson singing Happy Birthday as General Hux

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[sinner-as-saint]

Home With You

Mob! Seb AU

Part 1   Part 2   Part 3   Part 4   Part 5   Part 6   Part 7

Part 8.

Run-through: After having gone through hell, the mob boss finally finds his solace.

Themes: angst, fluff, mentions of death, smut, mentions of violence, gore scenes and death

 ALL TAG LISTS ARE OPEN. 

A/N: Here we go, one last time…

  He was numb, and regretted with all his heart that he wasn’t here when you woke up. 

Keep reading

[sinner-as-saint]

By Your Side.

Mob! Seb AU

Part 1   Part 2   Part 3   Part 4   Part 5   Part 6   MASTERLIST

Part 7.

Run-through: The mob boss had never thought that he’d be so broken one day. Without you, his world was falling apart. And there was nothing he could do about it. 

Themes: ANGST, Gore elements, violence, death

A/N: I’m sorry babies, but there is no smut in this one… forgive me. I know this is getting long and tiring but I promise, this series will be finished soon! ILY!! 

Also, all Tag Lists are still open. 

  When Sebastian’s tears finally ceased, Chris told his heartbroken friend what had happened to you.

Keep reading

[sinner-as-saint]

See You Again

Mob! Seb AU

Part 6. 

Run-through: Promises are made, then get broken. Hearts unite, then are shattered mercilessly. We fall in love with certain people, then we lose them…

Themes: smut, GORE elements (blood and stuff), death, dark! Seb, violence and stuff. 

A/N: Hi babies, so this is quite a long fic; just… be prepared. Ily!

Also, the “^^^” symbol is used to show a shift in POV.

Also, there are some time skips in this one. I hope it doesn’t get too confusing.

Also, ALL TAG LISTS are still OPEN. 

For the first time in years, the mob boss was truly scared.

Keep reading

[generalhuxcanfux]

As someone preparing to spend another 8+ years earning a doctorate in psychology, I beg of you.... please stop trying to self diagnose your mental health.

[understands]

[generalhuxcanfux]

Lazy Town: After Dark