I don't use a conventional pillow

[afternoonblues]

The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[tamaralusher]

The Sheep Detectives, Working Title, Amazon MGM Studios

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[happyk44]

[ID: Gifset. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]

[retiredpeach]

Hualian sleepwear

[muffinrecord]

Magia Record - Alt Costume Gallery

Alt Costume Gallery

Hey!

There is a site that lists all of the costumes in the game (like winter clothes, Halloween, etc). It was down for a bit but recently went back up.

It still needs to be updated with some of the more recent stuff, but otherwise it is a GREAT resource for anyone who either is looking for something specific or just wants to see what is available out there. 

It was made by the lovely SerenDark <3

Feel free to take a look!

[dickwad-666]

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

[dickwad-666]

his cape has his name on it

[nuka-rockit]

[soursoppi]

all these news about rampaging Orcas has got me thinking about Mobigdick-jun and his emotional support selkie.

[vipers-current-obsession]

The comments on this one made me giggle so I had to bring this over here

[freyadragonlord]

Normal heaven officials lending spiritual power to each other

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian lending spiritual power to each other

He Xuan lending spiritual power to Shi Qingxuan

[thekansta]

reversed fates

[somethingaboutkisa]

You had to kill me But it killed you just the same

[memewhore]

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[gothcowboyz]

your honor they torment my every thought

[gunstellations]

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Yelling

Begging

Lamentations

[beamgreem]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[pomrania]

When the announcer has to explicitly say that they didn't speed up the video, that's actually how fast the critter was moving... you KNOW there's some serious nyoom going on.

[knitmeapony]

God I love watching agility runs because I have never seen more dogs having more fun, even when they make mistakes they are just so excited to do all the tricks! And run around all Zoomy! And then get hugs from their human!