♥ Plastic Lips♥

Luna, 31. she/her. Lesbian. Connoisseur of characters with identity issues.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Finally. Gay weather.

[official-hessen]

Wettervorhersage: Es wird schwul

[farmlesbians]

this might be an unpopular opinion but sometimesssssss people ruin their own fan experiences by dedicating too much energy to (ultimately harmless) things that bother them pls utilize the mute and filter buttons u will be so much happier

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods descend.

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[starstruckodysseys]

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

[deep-nerd]

🌹

[sieaweasel]

These two😭

[sprmrte]

bring your chains // your lips of tragedy [ and fall into my arms ]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[ysn-hako]

[guiltfactory]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[pluto-rain-her]

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

[lost-carcosa]

In memory of The Holy Holes of Cologne 2017 - 2024 On this site during Carnival 2017, Jesus rammed his cross into the drywall ceiling in a heavenly manner, leaving stigmata as a sign of his charity. This modern apparition of Jesus was filmed and spread around the world. It gave hope, comfort and good entertainment to millions of people. In 2024, the KVB removed the relic in a sacrilegious act of destruction using profane filler from the hardware store. The Holy Holes of Cologne will forever have a place in our hearts. We will never forget them.

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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BLACK JOURNEY

[valtsv]

crozier wearing fitzjames' sweater and gloves after he dies makes hickey stealing his boots even more fucked up but also so much funnier actually like they were all just dumpster diving in that man's grave

[valtsv]

great work team