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pukicho

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

pukicho

do fish get thirsty? real answers only pls

pinkdrinkcrush

Jim's just bitter cause Li Ming figured out how to be gay, poor AND happy

pukicho

hungry hungry hippos taught me greed

reaperofgender

*gluttony

pukicho

I am not eating small plastic balls

ouijathicc

Pussy

orpheuslament

i wanna cut you open and look at your organs

take me to dinner first

crabussy

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

crabussy

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

bobbysox

davincsoo

To the writers of Between us,

Fuck you

Sincerely,

One fucking infuriated bitch.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

actually since sherlock holmes is in the public domain there is nothing preventing all you fanfic writers from publishing & selling. i want someone to traditionally publish a new collection of mystery stories where holmes & watson are canonically banging

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#no listen. i want them to be MYSTERY stories written in the original style. same writing style, similar plots, it’s a mystery driven story very similar to the originals. BUT holmes & watson are married. and it’s just treated as a side detail. #maybe with a single smut scene thrown in just bc i think it’d be funny. i would buy a copy

gehayi

Er…it’s not that simple, unfortunately. From Lubin Austermuehle, business litigation attorneys:

While most of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories are in the public domain, ten of his stories were published in the 1920s, and while some of those stories have been entering the public domain since 2016, others remain under copyright until January 1st, 2023 [in the United States].

(In the UK, copyright on written works extends for 70 years after the author’s death. Conan Doyle died in 1930, so the British copyright expired in 2000. American copyright law is WAY more complicated.)

Also, the estate of Arthur Conan Doyle is not at all shy about suing writers and filmmakers for copyright infringement:

1) ‘Mr. Holmes’ Copyright Lawsuit Settled –Variety, Oct 9, 2015 6:38pm PT

2) Lawsuit over ‘warmer’ Sherlock depicted in Enola Holmes dismissed – the Guardian, Tue 22 Dec 2020 08.55 EST

So…unfortunately, there is something preventing all the Holmes fanfic writers from publishing and selling…at least until January 1, 2023.

thatgirlonstage

On January 2, 2023, I expect bookstores to be flooded with Holmes & Watson smut

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

…ok but given that a metric shit ton already exists, is there anything stopping any random editor from messaging a bunch of ao3 writers and inviting them to publish their existing stories in an anthology? this is a very good and profitable idea, listen to me i am very intelligent.

if there are any editors or publishing professionals reading this, i very much hope you will mark the date!

January 2, 2023

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

IT’S HERE!

akkpipitphattana

okay but the irony of akk developing a gay crush -> joining a cult for the gay crush -> the cult is homophobic -> his crush leaves -> he’s now head of the homophobic cult bc he had a gay crush