lately i've been wishing i were 5'5

andy, he/it, 22, professional post limit hitter, currently using queue • prone to suddenly disappearing for days to months without notice • i do not tag triggers/cw, dni if that's an issue for you

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[lesbiancharliedalton]

obsessed with how david lynch's son looks like a witch cast a spell on adult david lynch and turned him into a child

[maykitz]

mfs be like i live like a prisoner of war and i'm fine

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[gengar-dysphoria]

maybe i'm just really drunk on a thursday night but my mom just sent me a photo of my grandparents together (from today) and they look so young and happy and it's so sweet to see them getting along together (they've been divorced for longer than i've been alive so it's really awesome to see them getting along as friends now)

it really warms a poor alcoholic's heart <3

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

i should start doing like r/kitchencels posts but for birdwatching

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

i fear that my inability to care for myself bleeds into every relationship i stumble into, inevitably ruining any chances i had at true human connection. red-crowned amazon.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[jantesika]

pretty sure he came from japan?

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

[timwrightsrighthook]

Jay be like: I have to go commit crimes and do ill-advised reckless things that put myself and others in danger otherwise I'll explode

[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[eeveearoace]

having friends is great, because you'll go. here's a fucked up idea !! :0!! and then they'll go , wait!! here's an even MORE fucked go idea!! and then you'll talk for hours about torturing a character you both love

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fruityyamenrunner]

[bogleech]