Poor Unfortunate Trolls

A fantroll rp blog, complete with murderers, cannibals, witches, and even dragons. (Check out the page marked 'please read'.)

[lotrfashion]

Robes for Melkor/Morgoth

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice

[teaboot]

"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.

Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.

Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.

I'm sorry, we don't take american express.

Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.

We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.

And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"

[teaboot]

Alternatively,

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.

Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.

Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.

Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.

Wonderful. You take care."

[nebulousboundsfloof]

They create a perfectly normal call cemter staffed by decidedly amoral college students and paying them at least 4x minimum wage.

[hollowboobtheory]

hiring manager: you’re not concerned about the ah, services we offer? 

a college student who has eaten ramen twice a day for the past year: for $25/hour i’ll pull the trigger myself

[fashion-runways]

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[zillyeh]

[pro-gay]

I'm in love with their style!!!

[memes4u]

☆ Headcanon Prompts ☆          Love and Romance

💔 = Has your muse ever been heartbroken? If so, explain what happened. 

🌹 = How would your muse react to romantic gestures, expected or not? 

🌷 = Is your muse likely to be the one to make the first move, or would they wait for the other to make a move first? 

🎁 = Does your muse become flattered to receive gifts? 

😍 = Does your muse have any crushes? If so, who are they? 

😘 = Does your muse like to flirt? Do they like to be flirted with? 

❤️ = Does your muse focus on one person, or do they like to go and date as many people as possible?

💛 = In what ways does your muse express their love to their partner? 

💚 = Does your muse get jealous easy? 

💙 = Does your muse prefer a night out or a night in? 

💜 = Does your muse date others based on their appearance or personality, or both? 

♡ = Is there any kind of person that your muse will never date? 

💞 = Does your muse believe in soulmates? 

💘 = Does your muse believe in astrology signs? If so, what sign are they most compatible with? And is this important when considering a date? 

💗 = Would your muse prefer a large, public proposal, or do they prefer a small, private one? 

💵 = Is money an important factor to consider when dating? Does your muse prefer rich partners? 

💎 = What kind of gemstone would your muse prefer on their engagement or wedding ring? 

💍 = Big or small wedding? 

💅🏻 = Does your muse always try to look their best around their partner, or are they comfortable wearing anything around them?

[giveittoyoubaby]

[genociderfantrolls]

Unrelated I keep debating about either completely remaking my art blog and tying it to this account because swapping around accounts is annoying, or going back to my original art blog (which is like, 80% reblog stuff soooo)

I’d have to change the url/name on the original because I don’t want to fully delete it because I still sometimes go looking for stuff but I’m thinking I may just do the remake thing. But we shall see!

[genociderfantrolls]

Went to go work on one of my six million story drafts that have been chilling out for a minimum of like 2 years and saw that I have 365 followers on the dot which is. highly amusing to me right now.

[belgiandad]

Source

[genociderfantrolls]

No fantroll art to share but gonna share this thing I finished today and gesture broadly at my twitter (inkingviolets).

This is my Nobody oc Ihibikx, based the on Au Ra from FF14 (and initially inspired by Riven/the Ahamkara from Destiny 2). She was made for an art/rp group I’ve been in off and on for a while, I think I actually posted a scribble of two of my characters from it as fantrolls....well, a while ago, actually, but. Yeah.

Just thought I’d share some art since I haven’t really done anything fantroll-specific despite wanting to.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: these things; probably meant for exercising women in Roundworld to wear over their pocketless stretch-pants but they feel like something a female assassin in a bad video game or comic book would wear over a thong. Also great for anybody in a sword-and-sorcery world stuck wearing a chainmail bikini or a He-Man-style furry loincloth

[genociderfantrolls]

I was writing some stuff for the ~original~ thing I’m pretending to be working on and I suddenly had the realization that my characters who are effectively adaptations of Clauia and the Priestess are kinda reversed which is mildly interesting.

Related to that there’s some stuff in it with people basically becoming avatars of “old gods” and I’m trying to figure out what to make the snake god that the Priestess-equivalent character is becoming an avatar of actually be the god of. Death is a little to on the nose and doesn’t actually suit things.

[lofeel]

[ladiesofcinema]

Winona Ryder and Sadie Frost as Mina Murray and Lucy Westenra 

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) dir Francis Ford Coppola

[ijaazat]

david koma / roberto cavalli / roberto cavalli / rodarte

[suckedin]