gentle RED

Everyone loves a good film

[the-potato-one]

You: Metal Gear is a crazy stealth action game

Me, an intellectual: Metal Gear is a gay romance story about ideals, fighting for a better future, the importance of information being unfiltered and unaltered and not needing any government or genetics to define yourself

[ianskiohno]

“The Last Wish” illustration

[itsbyrosie]

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[lubricates]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[oberelias-deactivated20201114]

Killian Jones as a blacksmith.

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[casteliacore-deactivated2018080]

What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

[dashumankapital]

Dude…

[claire-luna-deactivated20191013]

Whoever wrote this is in on the joke.

[19thcenturyfuck]

Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.

Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.

Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.

Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.

Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying

[debonairbear]

sweaty

[snottiesnot]

Dark Swan.

My store

[leaveherecometome-deactivated20]

steve the supermom

[theartofanimation]

Ariduka55  -  http://ariduka.deviantart.com  -  https://twitter.com/13033303  -  http://ariduka55.tumblr.com

[tessgarman]

[onceland]

vfxsup #ouat #onceuponatime #bts #captainhook #hook (x)

[ewaneneollav]

LIFE HACK use video games to shut down your higher brain functions so you cant comprehend your permanent state of total dissatisfaction with your life