Open letter to people who think scottish accents are funny
Since I’m currently ragin about the scots language being ridiculed on this godforsaken website how about a fun wee anecdote about silly scottish accents?
In primary school (elementary school for plebs fae other countries) I didn’t use much Scots dialect cos I was brought up watching english telly and my parents used mostly standard english vocabulary despite being Scottish themselves. But in the village I grew up in a lot of the other kids had strong ayrshire accents and used a lot of local dialect (i.e. they spoke Scots which is often politically and socially defined as a language of its own, but there are still regional dialects).
One of my strongest memories of primary school is of a girl in my class saying something along the lines of ‘miss, a ken the answer’, which translates to, ‘miss, I know the answer’. The teacher stopped the lesson and asked the girl, ‘what was that?’ and the girl repeated herself, ‘a ken the answer, miss’.
The teacher then said, ‘you don’t ken anything, you know the answer. Repeat after me: Miss, I know the answer.’
So the girl, mumbling and embarrassed by being singled out, repeated the sentence and the lesson continued.
This wasn’t an isolated event, this happened whenever a kid used Scots vocabulary. And it wasn’t just one teacher, it was all of them. Kids who weren’t even double figures old yet were shamed out of speaking their own language and using words unique to their local dialect.
Scots is a language. It has its own vocabulary and grammar and regional dialects like any other language. It has historically been associated with the working class, and the uneducated and therefore in the UK it is ridiculed and denigrated.
When you make up ‘scottish twitter’ style posts, or caption ‘scottish pokemon trainer’ screencaps with made up words that sound silly and sound close enough to what you think of as a ‘scottish accent’, you’re ridiculing our language and our culture (pro tip: we never ever say ‘fookin’)
It’s OK if you didn’t know, god knows our history and culture is ignored outside of our own damn country, but going forwards can you please stop turning us into a caricature and misrepresenting our language for shits and giggles?
I’m not saying you can’t enjoy scottish tweets and posts written in Scots, we have a great sense of humour, just don’t make your own unless you’re Scottish or I’ll come tae your houses and batter yous