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[folded-wings]

Qiqi ❄️

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[el-pada]

that one trend but im a month late

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[kaomojiloser]

spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[enavstars]

Cw: minor/implied suggestive

Some Samuraishipping for the soul <3<3

For context, I see Pixal as someone who is confident in her identity as a nindroid and so she has no real interest in looking too human-like. She has no issues with her body and she doesn't have boobs bc she simply doesn’t want to. This doesn't mean she can't get add-ons for fun, though ;)

Also, the reason it was Zane she asked is bc I hc him as the medic of the team, so he is knowledgeable in both human and nindroid anatomy and thus can help Pixal.

I really love Nya being easily flustered at Pixal’s flirting. They have my heart <3<3

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[delicate-viscera]

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

[charl0ttan]

spongebob no doubt had to work very hard to attain a worldview that caters to such boundless joy as his, even being able to appreciate his job as a fry cook and his grouchy neighbor, but he eventually made it and now every day is a paradise. and im sure he's still learning how to live because it means so much to him

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[girldraki]

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

I finished coloring my Mettatenna comic!!!

Plan to draw more of these two hehe

[loveridden1999]

i will be a bitch & say it i have no compassion for woman who reject feminism. it might be YOUR CHOICE to believe that women are fragile & need to protected or are helpless lil creatures or whatever the fuck but the moment you start imposing those ideologies on other women is when you're done for me. you may like your cage & fuck you or good for you for it ig but stop dragging other women down when we are genuinely trying our damnedest to dismantle this patriarchal world. this specially applies to terfs you're all fucking traitors.