sorry to the environment but i love paper towels @georgiahh - Tumblr Blog

My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

depsidase

itwashotwestayedinthewater

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

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i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

finalgirlabigailhobbs

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

sailor-v

If I could do things I would be unstoppable

pangur-and-grim

when I am in my own environment I am so calm and friendly and normal, and when I am outside of that environment I am like a cat at the vet

sancticide

see writing is funny because sometimes you have to google things like “can the human body survive with every rib broken” and other times you have to google things like “is there an ikea in manhattan???”

transhuman-priestess

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.