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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
styofa doing anything

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@ger-onimo
Chaotic Good brother.
Huge Flex on New Yorkers, old people, and Islanders everywhere
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019
There’s so much chaotic energy here
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.
UPDATE: my sister is engaged to be married. Don’t know yet how I’ll top this, but I can promise her wedding gift is going to be an unholy bastard
the reality of making lemonade out of lemons
I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
Opposite energy: that time a guy in my checkout line angrily asked why his plantains didn’t ring up with the discount that was advertised and I had to calmly explain that he had handed me a mango
Cartoon by Judy Horacek
Me: sucking or riding the dick
Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum
Me:
Him: **cums**
Me:
My morning