Gerica

January 18.

[baawri]

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

King

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Huge Flex on New Yorkers, old people, and Islanders everywhere

[jazminesullivan]

DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019

[ysabelmystic]

There’s so much chaotic energy here

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: my sister is engaged to be married. Don’t know yet how I’ll top this, but I can promise her wedding gift is going to be an unholy bastard

[impaled]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

the reality of making lemonade out of lemons

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[mahalidael]

Opposite energy: that time a guy in my checkout line angrily asked why his plantains didn’t ring up with the discount that was advertised and I had to calmly explain that he had handed me a mango

[theweirdwideweb]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[chocolate-fountain]

[30-minute-memes]

[profeminist]

Cartoon by Judy Horacek 

[profeminist]

[roseredfingers]

[chokesngags]

Me: sucking or riding the dick

Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum

Me:

[chokesngags]

Him: **cums**

Me: 

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Omg

[wolfgangreborn]

My morning

[nocontextpsych]

[mokboss]