[gerard-ways-left-ear]

I'm deleting this acount and making a new one with the same name

[sove]

Rb this and i’ll submit u one (1) random mcr picture

[i-am-a-fish]

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

[the-best-peanut-deactivated2021]

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m assigning five algebras

[mullet-enthusiast]

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

[i-am-a-fish]

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

[noctomania]

did teach leave the seating assignment?

[i-am-a-fish]

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

[saltsluggos]

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

[i-am-a-fish]

No. Do it in your hands.

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

[sinasinner-deactivated20200503]

burns your manga

[i-am-a-fish]

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

[green-matcha-tea-deactivated202]

*Throws away manga ashes*

[i-am-a-fish]

why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary

[ono-its-mya-deactivated20250606]

*eats the sub*

[i-am-a-fish]

):

You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.

You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.

[dr-donogood-deactivated20240926]

YAY GOOD BYE :)

[i-am-a-fish]

Wait but my feelings

[green-matcha-tea-deactivated202]

YAY JUST GO SHOO SHOO

[i-am-a-fish]

ok…

[deaddjbutterflies-deactivated20]

I kinda feel bad now

[fan-art-makers-randomness]

YOU SHOULD!!!! YOU GUYS ATE HIM!!!!!!!! FISH IS GONNA KILL US!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Eyyyyyy what’s up everyone i’m back

[shayhammowolf]

AAAAAJJJ. FISH!!! HEY! WE DEFINITELY DIDN’T EAT YOUR SUB.

[sunseted]

WE ALSO TOTALLY DID *NOT* BURN THEIR MANGA AND THROW AWAY THE ASHES

[i-am-a-fish]

Lmao that’s good to hear I’m glad I can trust you guys with all my heart

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because ashley cant. 

[im-king-lucifer]

I tried scrolling past this, I really did

[awkwardextrover-t-deactivated20]

I also tried to scroll but my self conscious was like “maggie.” 

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

wh why are you lookin for ashley

[stormy-fangs-deactivated2018101]

Because reasonssssssssssssss

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

THAT DOESNT CLEAR UP ANYTHI-

[strawberrymira]

Where are you Ashley?

[amaxxii-deactivated20200721]

Finally I can reblog this!

[olive-is-a-jim]

Everyone who reblogs this gets a tiny, stupid doodle of a kitty of their choice in their DMs

The choices are

Olive

Aussie

Zippy

[thefetches]

Zippy sound chill af…. I’ll take 20😂

[partypoisonsam]

Omg plssss

[the-message-man-deactivated2022]

aussie please

[the-blog-with-the-gerard-pic]

olive 😁

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

Olive please

[lesbiansassemble]

my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me

[peepeegang]

this is my favorite post on this fucin website agsjdgsaggs

[writing-emo]

Anyone want to start a band with me?

[the-blog-with-the-gerard-pic]

okay

[faggotri]

yeah can I be the lead guitarist

[the-blog-with-the-gerard-pic]

can i be drums

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

I can be bass and my cat will contribute too; he would love to be a backup meower

[cloneofthecavalryarchive-deacti]

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

[drakes-hoard]

REBLOG PEOPLE

[houseofraes-deactivated20180704]

I have no issue contributing to this

[youcandoiiiit]

Come on guys

[bonescigarettesandvodka-deactiv]

REBLOG! REBLOG!! REBLOG!!!

[caramel-larrie-deactivated20210]

FOR A PUPPER GUYS

[jaskaliina]

COME ON THERE’S A LOT LEFT BUT I KNO WE CAN DO THIS

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

You can do it!!!

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

I don't quite understand Teen Titans Go

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[starlightdragon]

@turbotasstic

[jack-the-lion]

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

[pinchtheprincess]

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?

[glyndarling]

I wish to pet all of them.  Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.

[mirrorada]

Humans had to breed dogs into strange freaky versions of them selves.

Cats did it by sheer will and mountains of hate.

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

I want all of the cats

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[no-this-is-jarod]

they got mad

[oh-archivist]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

[skelebon3r-blog]

i am going to reblog this until i die

[sparrow-va]

…oh

[mintedwitcher]

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

[literallywhatthefuckispolenta]

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

[geekandmisandry]

Every year.

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

One day closer to Halloween

[setheverman]

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

[onlyblackgirl]

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

Me: *sleeps peacefully through my blaring alarm that wakes up everyone else in the house*

Also me: *hears the faint crunching sound of my brother eating my off limits chocolate granola all the way down in the kitchen and bolts awake*

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

Happy birthday, Ryan Ross!!!

[gerard-ways-left-ear]

Happy birthday, Ryan Ross!!!