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Hi! - my avatar is a screenshot from "Minecraft but the world is 2D," it's Dream, George, and Sapnap against a sunset. My header is a screenshot showing the Dream Team as top 3 on the podium from Minecraft Championships All Stars

[sodatelle]

magazine issue #69

[niraheist]

Banana bread

[niraheist]

I'll see you again in my dreams

[purpleponder]

Thinking of a pjo awtde au rn where Derlord is a son of Athena but I haven’t exactly figured out who Avery’s godly parent would be (entertaining the idea of it being Apollo or Ares but I’m open to suggestions)

Derek survives the merge because of his godly lineage and neither Der nor Avery realized the other is a demigod throughout sf/dawtde and only find out after due the King hiding that fact from Der so that he couldn’t just.. pray to their parents to deal with him or something, I dunno figuring it out still (and this lack of knowledge kinda pushes Derek to sacrifice himself in Avery’s place since he knows he has a chance of surviving compared to who he thought was just a mortal and Avery thinking the same thing)

Also entertaining the idea that because a god decided to meddle with Atena’s son, she has the rights to pummel the King for what he’s done to her child, the King did not realize how fucked he is for meddling with another gods business. And maybe Avery’s godly parent wants in on this too but since he didn’t technically directly hurt Avery they can’t do anything but cheer Athena on.

[mossimiff]

the humble yaoi

[neocrows]

Happy Pride Month!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[micahmells]

glass animals songs are their thing

this is a crumb cuptoast tomtord pork soda animation reference. it is pretty awesome and everyone should be checking it out

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[marama23]

Art with DreamTeam, drawn for a contest

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арт с дримтим, рисовала на конкурс

[d0ggirlhell]

tangerine with a personality disorder

[black-berryies]

Look at my boys! They have so many problems! :’)

[vidd03k]

[birdsofpasssage]

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult