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goldcrescent

alright man

elviraghoul

rip gwayne hightower, you would have loved raymun fossoway

reticent-vampire

nicostiel

He's doing so well

solardrop

i think he's handling things really well.

mrs-starkgaryen

Aemond and Aegon both thinking the other is their mother's favourite when its been Helaena all along

captainflirt

“Fuck Benjamin Hornigold, his king, their pardons and 2020.”

And 2021, you too!

And 2022 as well.

And 2023!

Also 2024!

Fuck 2025 as well. Worst. Year. Ever!

gertrashchild

Fuck 2026 so far.

foxglovedforest

Starting a collection

queenoftheimps

Lestat going through the extremely relatable situation where no one trains you for your new job and then you get in trouble for not knowing how to do the job

omnipotina

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

beemojis

soooo true bestie

wintermoth

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

orteil42

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

idabbleincrazy

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

avoiding-claws

jedimaesteryoda

The identity of Dunk's father is left a mystery. Some have speculated that he is a high lord's bastard like Umber, due to his size. I think him having noble lineage misses the point of his character. He is a bastard born in Flea Bottom from two parents with possibly a prostitute for a mother, the lowest of the low, and he proved to be the greatest knight of his time.

The only father he needed was Ser Arlan of Pennytree. That is the lineage he descends from, not in blood, but in spirit that Dunk passed or at least tried to pass that down to Egg. Dunk was special not because of his blood or lineage, but because he was Dunk.

Dunk the hedge knight who challenged a prince to defend a smallfolk woman, cut his own cheek in an attempt to stop a fight between Webber and Osgrey, inspired a future king and likely put his life on the line and tested his Kingsguard vows by taking a stand against his own king to save the life of an infant.

His greatness came not from his pedigree, but the choices he made and his steadfast dedication to his ideals and principles even when it was difficult.

000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

heroineimages

Know what? I don't tend to reblog these, but I could use this. Grandpa died back in October, and Dad's brothers have spent the last seven months being colossal dicks about the will. In my 44 years, I don't recall ever seeing my folks as discouraged, frustrated, and frankly depressed as I occasionally have those seven months. I think I'd like to see a decent upcoming six months.