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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

783-remade

milfs

783-remade

it’s a sensitive subject, but of course as long as you’re respectful

lumicomet

gaylor-moon

Wow I can’t believe Biden appointed Ligma

threecashews

who's biden?

princessofthestoners

bofa deez nuts!

succ-my-clit

Great work guys good post lets go home

longscarydream

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

citrusgroves

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

ficfairy

this is the most important post of my tumblr life. i will never say that about another post.

whysosirris

libtard-blazkowicz

Sharing this ancient relic.

laerugo

crocodile-dandy

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!