what’s cookin’

Maddie // 28

[thememedaddy]

[mitchipedia]

[the-bar-sinister]

my holiday season plans:

piecing between meals

patent medicines and boosting syrups

plenty of pickles and pork

mexicanized dishes and pepper sauces

candies and rich pasteries

tea, coffee, and coca

sodas, pop and gingerale

tobacco and cigarettes

cards, dice and pool

liquor and strong drink

and of course, presumably, a drunkard's grave.

[doc-cocker]

Given the common cocktail of drugs present in "patent medicines", this is essentially saying "cocaine starts you on a slippery slope to croissants"

[mephistopheles]

no but whats really going to happen is mid 2025 or before therell be a minor scandal abt jd vance cheating on his wife w various grindr hookups n hell deny it but irrefutable evidence will surface and becos conservatives arent ready for a veep who takes it up the ass hell have to publically address the nation n claim he topped the entire time

[mephistopheles]

im cassandra with a faster turnaround

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[your-gay-grandma]

i need everyone to know that community is what will save us all in every single way imaginable. you forming a bond with your neighbour or coworker might help them move house or feel less alone or have the courage to leave an unhealthy living environment. you helping a stranger might provide them with hope. in turn, being able to lean on your community in times of need will save you. your broader bonds with your community are the revolution we need. our society seeks to divide and separate us in so many ways but we are all so much more united in our struggles and joys than you are made to believe. we need to hold onto each other very tightly.

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[lesbian-toddhoward]

happy halloween

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[didhewinkback]

one direction will always be so so so bittersweet to me like they were such a foundation of my teenage years while at the same time those boys were spending most of their days trapped in hotel rooms or waking up at 2 am to record an album and non stop touring and working so much more than anyone let alone a bunch of teenage boys should work and its always been hard to reconcile those two realities especially on a day like today because god when they were good together, they were so good together.

and i just don't think anything like them will ever happen again. 5 boys from basically working class backgrounds thrust into a level of fame the height of which hadn't been seen for decades, all of them becoming the breadwinners of their families before the age of 18. the immense pressure but also the amount of fun they were. the tragedy and joy of it all intertwined. really impossible to put into words

[epilepticsaints]

[dailyniallnews]

niallhoran: 🖤

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

pupkin

[jeyneofpoole]

i get on my woke bicycle and ride to the springfield abortion factory to execute a 2 year old named fracking after a hearty breakfast of yorkshire terrier and then i have to run so i’m not late to my illegal alien transgender operation appointment

[fullmetalfisting]

I think Anthony bourdain could have gone on fear factor and won. The eating bugs? He’d do that without flinching. The physical challenges? He was a line cook for gods sake. A bathtub full of snakes is NOTHING to your average line cook. The only problem is he would have taken one look at Joe Rogan and punched his lights out