rima!!

she her

[typiicalmami-deactivated2015121]

reblog if ur a princess

[tunakitchen]

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[barfboy6000]

and im not gonna hold my horses.

and im not gonna get off my high horse.

and im DEFINITELY not gonna stop horsing around.

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

[verystupidlizard]

[fapper]

Really

[my-dailydreams]

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[literallyreallifeborat]

Hell is a teenage chud.

#chud blogging #diary of a chud #chudhood #chud interrupted #this is a chudblog #lana del chud #thus is what makes us chuds

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare