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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

love

The Heavenly Tenants by Ilonka Karasz (1896-1981)

tiktoksthataregood-ish

waxenneat

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

anekie

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

holdmyaffectation

someone: you need to make a decision!

me: *starts crying*

lezbianz

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

meangirlnurse

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were