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Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

fierceawakening

okay this one is legit hilarious

We are trying

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.

Mik Everett (via exlupus)

eldamaranquendi

Portrait of Thranduil by Jankolas

#tolkien

tashaneva

the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength

#harry potter

nakedly

You are drowning yourself by overthinking everything. The next time you find yourself overthinking or beating yourself over something, picture something simple and put no thought into it. Look at the trees moving in the wind or take a moment to look at how beautiful this world is. This world is too beautiful for you to waste your time in unecessary thoughts that are just drowning you.

convexly

untitled by Mii Y on Flickr.

contentious-shrew

Doodle that got a bit out of hand and suddenly became my first foray into Tolkien fan art? Idril being perved at by her cousin in Gondolin.

#tolkien #silmarillion

dailypotterheads

#harry potter

what if elrohir or elladan ever babysat estel

Elrohir: Ada I've lost hope

Elrond: Do not yet despair, there is still hope

Elrohir: No I mean I've lost Hope

Elrond: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM

#tolkien

bannerville-deactivated20150930

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

#tolkien

mountbatten-windsor

November 2, 2015. The Queen was seen out on a hack riding her favourite pony Carltonlima Emma, riding along the river bank in Windsor, Berkshire.

#almost 90 and still riding #god save the queen

thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

theeeprotagonist

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

blkmedusa

Karma will pop me if I don’t

#GET THAT JOB

collabcru

thacakery

“That favorite teacher you had”

tianajanae

He was feeling it

bodacious-poopookittyfuck

This is so cute lol

novaxzen-deactivated20230711

They Killed This SHIIIITTT!!!!!!

melabellalemondrop

!!!!

popularkids

This is so adorable!

#omg

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

let this die i beg of you