This is what I imagine trying to have a conversation with Spamton is like.

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This is what I imagine trying to have a conversation with Spamton is like.
i'd like to report a missing person
jarona guy
EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!
DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr
u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
Toby Fox in 2014 implementing “fallen down” as a buzzword with the sole purpose of making it unclear whether Rudy fell from the ladder or died in Deltarune chapter 5:
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I've got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage
sorry i have a headache all I can make is cool 90s jungle music when I have headaches... its not very inspired... but it's all I can do when I have a headache.
The furry artist wants to draw feet to my music? How could I possibly refuse!
You're not just the furry feet guy to me. My followers too!
they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option
sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again
i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon
Babe it's decomposing
and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT
REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE
Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay
It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:
Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.
Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on
Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st
captcha
a mirror. your friends smile warmly behind you.
reblog to microwave them faster
chapter 6 prediction