Smokahontas 👑

A product of the 90s™️. Fembot that runs on culture, drag queens, MOVEments, anime & video games. Happy hunting! Welcome to the playground 💅🏾💅🏾

[heis-more]

[butt-berry]

Swellow is that really necessary

[tim-ee-sis]

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

[splitjawjanitor]

Also

[cheshireinthemiddle]

[madame-helen]

Drama queens

[mizumanta]

Okay but

[iminmypeace]

[nordacious]

still thinking about this 

[nocoffeeplease]

Paldea Hunter

[cerulean-city-gym]

[littlegirlkylie]

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

[blazechroma]

Always!

[hairyassrimmer]

Only if you have pubes.

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[getthissmoke]

Depression

If only she would loosen her grip so I can live again

[getthissmoke]

Lost

At times, the World swallows you whole and the darkness consumes you

[ceezhardestofhearts]

After 11 years I made a change 😊

[zackkaroni]

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

[drip-2-hard]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I made this long-ish comic about my favorite urban legend. I remember hearing this story on camping trips as a kid and it always stuck with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

[beowulf22121]

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

[darksilvania]

Wonder who could it be…

[beyonslayed]

when you wake up in a complicated ass mood