Oh who's this asshole

Laurel - 29 - She/Her - Union girlie - I try too hard

[gexavery]

how i look before canceling plans with 3 separate people and staying inside to watch the wire my whole day

[nokia7373]

[gexavery]

anxiety is a kind of high

[gexavery]

next person to put project hail mary fan art or fan fiction on my dash is getting strapped to a rocket and piloted into the sun

[gexavery]

the far wall of my room lights up when traffic passes by i've noticed

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[gexavery]

what 303 years of œstrogen does to the body

[gexavery]

cons of being a faggot: sometimes when you kick your feet all gayly while you're sprawled across the bed with your girlfriend you accidentally knock over the full latte you've just made directly onto your carpeted floor

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[gexavery]

Anybody else thinking about rending flesh

[orkwitch]

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[gexavery]

[gexavery]

'in heaven (lady in the radiator song)' is a perfect fit for a workout playlist wouldn't you agree

[heedra]

eggs for a breakfast? just part of the set list

eggs for the lunch? delightful to munch

eggs for your dinner? it can be a winner

^you will know in time why it is wise to heed these words

[empress-em-kaldwin]

[gexavery]

I just got a mullet, once I figure out how to take good selfies you all are so fucked

[gexavery]