Oh who's this asshole

Laurel - 29 - She/Her - Union girlie - I try too hard

[gexavery]

how i look before canceling plans with 3 separate people and staying inside to watch the wire my whole day

[mashallah]

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

[gexavery]

talking to women 2 years younger than me on grindr be like

[inthemuckandthemire]

realms of the unreal, henry darger

[txttletale]

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[gexavery]

thinking again about the hotel clerk girl in edinburgh who was fujoing out over me and my brother sharing a room. wonder what she's up to these days

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[gexavery]

where do we think the most appropriate avenue would be for me to discuss my ongoing fascination with the idea of being crucifed

[gexavery]

why doesn't anyone wanna talk 2 me 😢

[gexavery]

[gexavery]

why doesn't anyone wanna talk 2 me 😢

[cogneartive]

normal day in laurel canyon

joni mitchell: i need to forcefem graham nash and get him pregnant

peter tork: who up for some polyamorous activities 🤭

david crosby: lets all fuck crosby style

brian wilson: lets play in the sand :DDDDDDDDD

tgirl neil young: how can i make me and stephen yuri

roger mcguinn: i hope david crosby fucking dies

cass elliot: looks like women are having sex in my front yard again *smiles*

eric clapton: i need to dox george harrison tonight

cass elliot: oh never mind thats joni mitchell and graham nash

dennis wilson: brian, i fucking hate my stupid roommate charles manson

graham nash: how can i make my yaoi life more toxic

micky dolenz: anyone up for fucking dolenz style 😏

stephen stills: hehehe what if i put on a little lipstick and kiss neil on the neck

chris hillman: i hope david crosby fucking dies

michelle phillips: more of us should have affairs

brian wilson: eventually with age all things return to sand in death

frank zappa: what if it was called Freaky Canyon

[darkspaceboytoy]

Doing the Thriller eyes whenever a friend tells me their mom thinks I’m funny

[darkspaceboytoy]

Oh what is it suddenly unwoke to fuck your friends’ moms?

[harsh-noise]

Spectacled Scientist: Hello clocky transexual, are you prepared to go through my incredible and ingenious Instant Sex Change device?

Me: hey man cool yeah *Stuffing Cash into his hand and looking nervously over my shoulders* can this thing do elf ears?

Girl I've been dating for three weeks locked in my Honda Fit: *struggling with the child locks* I thiught we were going to Dairy Queen?

[weweantica]

wind by the east bog

[hellyesbro]

People talk about autistics who cant handle an overstimulating live performance but nobody talks about autistics who hear the beat and have a biological imperative to bust it down insane-o style

[sexhaver]

that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......

[funkylilpunk]

“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno