my brain trembles

beckett | they/he | 29 | main | hyperfixations | trash

[gh0stlycryptic]

henlo

im beckett. they/he. nice to meet you~

you'll find a lot of diff stuff here, but mostly fandoms

current fandoms:

hellaverse (alastor)

resident evil (7&8 rn)

game grumps (arin hanson)

subconsciously present fandoms:

the walking dead

game of dragons

our flag means death

good omens

vampire the masquerade bloodlines

la by night

saw

five nights at freddy's

hannibal

abarat

poppy playtime

welcome home

Edited: 11.9.25

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[tsuchikokusha]

[gh0stlycryptic]

[ofmd-ann]

[horrorhelp]

─── VARIOUS  SAW  1  BANNERS.

[thelooniemoonie]

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

[thelooniemoonie]

nice try but that doesn't work on me. appreciate the attempt tho <3

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[relelvance]

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[bumble-b-goode]

didnt even mention the elephant

[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[gerardwaysbob]

[parakeet]

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

[notpedeka]

That man was drunk.

[parakeet]

it was nearly 8 years ago now but i don’t think he was drunk from my recollection. however, we can imagine a scenario together where he was drunk if you’d like. maybe it could take place somewhere fun as well, like on top of a mountain, and maybe i was wearing a funny hat

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[enixamyram]

I love this so much! Both for the comical side of improv and for the genuine thought behind Husk wanting to threaten but at the same time not threaten Angel in that moment.

[charlesoberonn]

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

[charlesoberonn]

PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.

Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.

Worker 72094: I can explain!

Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.

Worker 72094: I... thank you?

[charlesoberonn]

Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?

Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?

Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...

Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.

[charlesoberonn]

Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.

Worker 100100: What's with the mask?

Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭

[charlesoberonn]

Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.

It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.

[mmpi-3deactivated-deactivated20]

[retroactivebakeries]