[m4nc4v3-2000]

[castledock]

mikeyway is not a normal man it’s just easy to write him off because he’s open about liking sports now. you all forget about the space heater shower incident or the toaster fork incident and how he invited his internet friends to his first house and the fact that he’s the one who suggested the mcr tattoo porn start merch shirt. When he met his wife he just stood there for 15 minutes talking to her friend she was out to dinner with bc he recognized mikey and Kristin was like Who Is This Guy. Does He Know He Can Sit Down. and he texted her the next day asking if she wanted to go ghost hunting and she said “uhh i have to work. at my job.” And he got in trouble with the fbi for making & selling copies of banned disney movies that had Korean subtitles. he says “slay” like he knows what it means. He used to just go out in public with his hair slicked down under his glasses Misfits-style and now he’s somehow still allowed to keep doing odd things to his hair. He’s a strange little man but just in a different manner than Gerard is.

[justlikebullets]

[taxidermycanine]

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[12doomed]

we still think abt u emo ryan ross

[the-youthclub]

[technicoloryuri]

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

[technicoloryuri]

My boss: I have a question for you

Me, thinking: oh fuck I messed something up didn't I

My boss: a personal question

Me, still thinking: ah, this is about my penis. I know these matters well

[saturnsocoolioyep]

You truly are a fucking saint and I hope that kid knows you're the reason why because I would've KILLED for that kind of leeway as a teenager

[planstransamanacanalpanema]

Be careful though, some day you'll get blind sided. When I worked in pharmaceutical manufacturing I never really came out as trans, but I still didn't pass well and often talked about things that would only have happened if I'd been born female. I never came out, but I knew everyone knew. One day, one of my more socially unaware coworkers asked if he could ask me a personal question. I said sure, and he lead me away from the group to a side hallway where no one else was around. And then he dropped the question:

"If they made a real jurassic park, would you go?"

[y7le]

it’s so annoying when people say „if you’re trans then why do you still wear girls clothes”

1. clothing not having a gender also applies to trans people

2. Buying a whole new closet of clothing is expensive. That’s ridiculous to expect people to suddenly buy a whole new wardrobe as soon as they are out 🫥

[yellow-g0ache]

Just in case anyone else needs the wakeup call I did, remember your transition is out of love for who you will become, not loathing for who you are now. Do it out of love. Thank your body for carrying you this far, and shape it into who you will become because you love the person on the other side before they're even here yet.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[userparamore]

*hayley williams voice” all i want for christmas is youuuuuUUUUUAAAAAAA

[cowardishh]

I transitioned from a girl whose lips couldn't move fast enough. to a boy who the dance floor didn't love

[masoch1stickat]

[yeris]

THE HUNGER GAMES (2012) dir. gary ross

[bongjoonhoe]

Then we let the people do the rest.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence

[pyrrhiccomedy]

people make fun of people with ADHD for saying that everything is a symptom of ADHD. and that's fair. it's annoying. but please understand. having ADHD is an endless conga line of realizations that some shit you thought had nothing to do with your ADHD is actually a symptom of ADHD. so eventually you're just like "probably that too, yeah, fuck it" whenever basically anything happens