I don't know what I'm doing

Ethan 23

[cannibalchicken]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ashstfu]

i fully intend to haunt people when i die

[shabangles]

i think it’s funny when neurotypical ppl are on their “do something every day that scares you :)” thing bc everything in the world scares me every day including things i already know i like doing

[engulfes]

Thinking about him. And also her. Bisexually

[icantdealwiththis-fuckyou-deact]

Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

[funnytwittertweets]

[enidsinclair]

#a baby gazing at the moon

[deaddolin]

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

[retrogamingblog2]

[guooey]

compilation from this good thread….

[amygdalae]

I loooove responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji. It's like the emoji form of saying "on it boss"

[rianphin]

[sporegobble]

[bugpumpkin]

[kitschcowboy]

when they show cartoon dogs as babies i go insane with love. they're so small

[myblained]

[kitschcowboy]

cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what

[0kkvlt]

You don't have to wish, that's a mortal sin in the eyes of god

[thegaymertrainer]

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

[socksolotl]

[Transcript:]

Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.

Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean. Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?

Child: It's like... spaghetti.

Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

Child: Yep!

Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?

Child: Yeah!

Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--

[end transcript]

[quietly-kelpie]

My favorite part of this is that he doesn't show his kid's face. In an era when so many kids are used for funny videos, where their faces are splashed across the internet before they even know what the internet is, it's really refreshing to see people respecting their kids' privacy.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

sorry for what i said when i was under the control of the cursed amulet :/

[othernotebooksareavailable]

don’t apologise it was hot

[wizardpostsdotorg]

can we kiss