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I'm sorry I simply could not reblog this without your tags.
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What's gender?
Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)
This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"
Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC
Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem
actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks
hey i usually don’t comment on posts but i really want to call attention to this popeye the sailor man roleplayer in the notes
world heritage post
Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.
As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:
https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/
The word ‘Evergreen’ will likely now be forever associated with chaos, after a truck carrying one of the company’s shippin
Thank you for a source!
Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like...30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she's not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.
To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:
1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that's confusing
2. Yes, it's the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)
3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.
Both ships were reportedly chartered by the same company
3/28/2021 It is Sunday morning. They are going to try again today to dislodge the Ever Given with the tides/tug boats.
Sunday evening: still stuck.
Maybe tomorrow evening?
With 17 tugboats helping her- The Ever Given has been refloated and is straightening out! It looks like she did it, yall. She's moving!
Friends. I am so sorry. It is 8am Monday and...we may have celebrated prematurely???
She...she might still be stuck? Or be re-stuck? It's a little unclear at this point.
8:30 Monday update!!!
I think it's for real this time. I think she's free.
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Why are cishet men like this…
Only good response.
“banned”
why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,
Same creature
I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny
My aunt-in-law does this. She asked for an itemized bill once and saw that they charged her $25 for a single bandaid for her son’s 3 stitches. So she marched over to RiteAid, bought a box of bandaids, marched into the billing office, slapped one band aid on their desk, and demanded they take the $25 off her bill since she reimbursed them one bandaid. Needless to say, the rest of the ridiculous charges were dealt with in a similar manner.....she’s scary.....
Don’t be afraid to be a Karen about your healthcare
Health Karen
you guys are missing out on this insane reply
I wish dungeons were real
I wish that I could just walk into a cave and slice the shit out of things with my sword
Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me
@jaboukie is doing the lord’s work
who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.
Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group
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What the fuck are you talking about?
Blue Man Group
Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.
cool video but im talking about some other guys i know
Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.
Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence
i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me
you ever read a gay fanfic and you can just FEEL how straight the author is
gotta love FB marketplace
Three options
Condition of used merchandise
Drug deal
Gay hookup
shdhshgsj I’m trying to buy a fish tank