sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
I wanna know who did this research.
well, i did!
in the interest of science, have tested & can confirm
people surprised we domesticated wolves apperantly dont realize we were made for each other, like two halves of one larger dork organism
Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question
i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that
being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good
every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time
genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.
what do people without mental illnesses even think about
look at this
Currently sitting next to the pond where I sometimes come to hang out and/or pick up trash. I eventually noticed this duck sloooowly scooting closer and closer to me for several minutes, often making direct eye contact.
And while I loved this development, I was also wondering what it was doing. I’d be sorry to disappoint if it came looking for food. But then, out of nowhere, a little one popped up from beneath the waterline.
Mom is serving as a lifeguard trying to see if it’s safe for her kids to swim with me around! And just like that, there’s suddenly four ducklings around her diving into the pond and racing each other. What good parenting!
imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them
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