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dunyun-rings

the Sponge squad if they were a band from Splatoon

vulcan-moon

hey, been a while. anyway, here's garfield and hatsune miku being besties (:

soda-squids

*hands you vague 2000s toy memory you forgot you even had*

cryptidcola

reblog this version instead you little shits

areyousanta

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

areyousanta

fullmetal alchemist

bobacupcake

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

pinkieperil

And the next step…

systlin

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

cathrine-rose

Oh my god

systlin

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

anthropohedron

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

😂😂😂

More accurately

i dont know the context but i cant stop watching this tiktok

the drama???? the energy???? the facial expressions???

this brings me joy i cant explain

peerieweirdo

this is what DND should feel like

quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

gothiccharmschool

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.

dee-the-red-witch

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

saint-batrick

SIR.

grumpytrans

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

helloitsbees

this is entrapment

helloitsbees

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

asofterepilogue

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

helloitsbees

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

excusing

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

helloitsbees

wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

mango-pickle

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

agentemo

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

helloitsbees

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

my thoughts n prayers go out to all the girls that bought 2020 planners stay strong queens

angel-x-guts

put together a fish guide for this month! (northern hemisphere only). i’ve seen a few different ones floating around but i decided to make my own because they didn’t have all the information i wanted or a checklist. [southern hemisphere]