[phoxxes]

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[gaysaulgoodman]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[kosmogrl]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[sapphia]

hold on i need to google something

[sapphia]

okay this is funny and also support HIJOS, which raises awareness for the forcible disappearance of people in guatemala and argentina!

[demilypyro]

kill them with kindness

but kill them!

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[theehorsepusssy]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[3000s]

how it feels to be normal/ok

[grendil2]

unobtainable experience for people with souls

[3000s]

i dont have that im just me

[swarnpert]

[orcboxer]