The Greater Fool

this will be my world

[ghostcupcakes]

with characteristic immoderation

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[heartseeker]

[embrasant]

art by gotte

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[transgirl-link]

How many pickles were on that thing???

[bird-cannibalism]

what was... the goal of doing this?

[cipheramnesia]

gods walk among men

[guooey]

[as-sirat-al-haqq]

[sixpenceee]

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

[blessedbobcat]

Forbidden levitating cough drop

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

jedly beam

[depsidase]

[6i]

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[ultright]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[ghostcupcakes]

be thankful for what i have, and forgive myself for my mistakes. i didnt forgive myself for my mistakes, and went looking for excuses. to find excuses i started focusing on the negatives making my life seem hard to myself. i need to stop looking for excuses for my mistakes and just forgive myself. and i need to focus on the positives bc it makes it so much easier to be happy.

[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[bisexualwario]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[ghostcupcakes]

paak kinda bodied nas on all bad

[ghostcupcakes]

the secret is to start congratulating yourself whenever you check your phone and dont have any messages