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el • they/them • [sideblog; follows from louispeony]

[solitairians]

i analysed the books tumblr ya is wild about & heres a venn diagram about how we all love birds, being gay and murder

anyway tag yourself i’m “necromancy?”

[courtsorcerer]

There’s only so many times Arthur can get conveniently knocked out…

[ellipsea]

ronan, a three year old baby: come play games with me

declan, a five year old adult: Selfish of you. While you’re gallivanting I’ll be managing father’s tax evasion scheme, pretending that cleaning up dream-object messes is just pick-up sticks with mother, and staying conscious and alert twenty-four-seven to make sure you don’t manifest a wendigo in the house because of a bedtime story you read.

ronan: boring. bird time

[christinedwyer]

theatre challenge → 2/9 shows: FUN HOME

“ caption: my dad and I both grew up in the same small pennsylvania town. and he was gay, and I was gay. and he killed himself. and I became a lesbian cartoonist. ”

[bczpitch-deactivated20230325]

anyways that pov change from neil to nathaniel is the best and most chilling thing i will ever read about in literature

[madnesstothismethod]

[patroxlus]

Lee Suhyun as Blue Sargent (x)

-Why is the tea so good here?

-I spit in it. Let me see this thing.

[twink-wizard]

adam: gansey is at an age where he only cares about one thing

ronan: girls?

adam: dead welsh kings

[gothvegas]

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

[gothvegas]

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

[gothvegas]

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.

[vanheck]

i’m fuckirjhdj pissing myself i just reread the section of the raven king where neil looks over at andrew and renee talking and thinks about what nicky said about erik holding him up in his time of need and giving him the most support, and then comparing that with what andrew was doing for him (aka the exact same thing) and then just. completely fucking dismissed that train of thought. this dumbass was really comparing andrew’s actions and what he felt for him to a loving long term relationship and just thought “nah that’s just andrew though” i caNNOT BELIEVE—

[llstarcasterll]

“They could have blinded you,” Nathaniel said. “All that time fighting and you never learned how to duck?”  A stony stare was his only answer. Andrew let go of him so he could tug Nathaniel’s hood out of the way. He dragged a finger along the lines of tape keeping the myriad of bandages in place as if looking for the best place to start. He tore the gauze off Nathaniel’s right cheek first, exposing the striped lines left by Lola’s knife.”

Commission for the lovely @pastadiparma

[unclefather]

[sargentist-deactivated20181030]

and here he was: neurotic, rarified, the product of something else entirely.

[adsoms]

favorite ships: blue and gansey; the raven cycle series - maggie stiefvater

[adoringveronica]

jughead: nobody calls forsythe pendleton "jughead" jones III a thief!

sweet pea: no one has the time

[adoringveronica]

sweet pea: [walking in smiling] sorry i'm late i was doing stuff.

jughead: [noticeably disheveled] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

[marisatomay]

I don’t wanna name an actual author so let’s just make one up; let’s call her ‘JK Rowling.’ So I’ll fall in love with this author’s work and I’ll ask her, ‘Can we have some happiness?’ And she’ll go, ‘No. They all end up straight or dead.’ And I go, ‘Okaaay!’ And then I go to the bathroom. Then I come out of the bathroom and I go, ‘How about a sequel?’ and she goes ‘Ha, you get one (1) weird play. Now take this shitty play that paints everyone you loved as super out of character and leaves you feeling queerbaited, go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ and I go over to Pottermore and go, ‘Can I have anything please?’ and they go ‘NO!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ And they go, ‘Everything JKR does is good because she considers herself a feminist!’ And I go ‘Nooo,’ and they go ‘SAY IT!’ and I go ‘Everything JKR does is good because she considers herself a feminist.’ And then I go over to look at the diversity and representation in Harry Potter, which is an oxymoron, and I go, ‘Can we please have an openly gay character?’ and they go ‘No! In fact, we’re not even going to mention the sexuality of the one (1) gay character we revealed to be gay post canon despite his central roll in the new movie series that we’re pushing at you! And we’re going to support a man who beat his wife instead of listening to the scores of fans who feel hurt and alienated by our decisions!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this?!’ And they go, ‘Because we’re JK Rowling and Warner Bros, and life is a fucking nightmare!’